Some tax man, it's always flipping some tax. We need to somehow change professional wrestling

so that we do have some kind of cage match, some kind of hardcore match. You can take a bump

onto a penguin, you can take a bump onto a giraffe, or you can take a bump onto a very nice

cuddly octopus. Now of course we shouldn't do that because it would be absolutely terrible

but this week's main event on AEW Dynamite was just so ridiculous but no why are we going to

talk about it. Also hello my name is Simon Warculture, thank you for joining me as always and

given that it is a Thursday, we shall take the finger of power and give the good bit to

up and the bad bit to down and I also want to do a quick shout out to WrestleCon WrestleCon.com

because over the rest of many a weekend me and the what culture guys are going to be there,

we're going to be doing some interviews at WrestleCon and they very nicely hooked us up with some

passes. So thank you to WrestleCon.com and hopefully we'll see you there too but for now

let's up those downs for AEW Dynamite.

Jim Ross dropped a high y'all at the start of Dynamite which I thought was very nice

when Adam Cole's music hit and he came out with Red Dragon and I tell you the

that that music gets is absolutely ridiculous and to be honest for the entire two-hour period

this audience was fire. This was the match that we set up last week when Adam

Cole's all up more pregnant and appears you better go and get yourself some tag team partners

which he did do in the Jurassic Express. So here we have the world title program, we have the tag team

titles two, everything is just coming together. We also took a nod to the recent past as well because

Adam Cole and Jungle Boy were the first two people facing off but don't even worry about that

because Lucia Sawas was then in the ring and so was Bobby Fish and I was like here we are.

In 2022 watching a dinosaur take on an ocean animal. I mean whoever thought we'd see it.

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