We had a great video to start this week's episode of AEW Dynamite,

because it was reminding you we are getting John Moxie for his hangman Adam Page

for the AEW World title. It's one of these guys going, Oh my gosh, you're not going to believe it. This is the most important thing that has ever happened in your life. The point you stand there going, I think it is the most important thing to happen in my life. then to those crazy people who are mad because this is on free television, not pay-per-view.

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Send me the money, I'll spend it on cheese. Also, my friends, welcome to AW Dynamite and ups and downs, the only wrestling review show you need, because I watch wrestling, so you don't have to, and if I like something, it gets it up, if I don't like something I get it down, and it doesn't make a damn bit of difference to your enjoyment of the show, because I am not a self-obsessed asshole. Not taking a shot at anybody there, but maybe I am. Also, welcome to the fucking show. That's right. We're allowed to swear again, but we're not going to do that a lot because kids watch this show, so I apologize to the parents.

I just ruined your day. We will not do that again. We're going to do it a little bit, but not a lot because again, wrestling for all. Let's just start. It was our tag team title tournament as well to kick off this thing with the finals, happening at the Forbidden Door, and it was the Young Bucks versus the Outrunners. I just want to give a massive round of applause to Matt and Nick Jackson.

You can't walk into my house and tell me bid and door, and it was the Young Bucks versus the Outrose. I just want to give a massive round

of applause to Matt and Nick Jackson. You can't walk into my house and tell me they don't understand

wrestling. Ever since they've lost their EVP ship, they are so funny. And here, not only were

they preloaded in the ring, which they moaned about afterwards, you even got their lower third

graphic. The just said talent name. They really

have lost everything. I also think they had a social media entry that just said social media.

And we know on the other side of the ring, the outrunners have just embraced Goofy Wrestling the best

possible way. So when I sat down and watched this, I had the best time. Like genuinely,

if I was going to rank my times, this would probably

be number one. I want to salute both of them. Thank you for entertaining me. League Jackson then got thrown around a little bit for the Young Bucks did double dive, 2025, so put a two on the counter. When Magnum essentially got a hotish tag, and he ran wild for a bit, for the Young Bucks took over, and then Floyd was getting in there and he was throwing shots.

Don't want to be that guy, but it kind of came across like a tag team match in professional wrestling. Big then did another dives, I put a wine on the counter as he went to Tony Chevali and just shouted, who's the superstar now? So again, him losing his office job has affected him. When I think Matt spat in Floyd's face, which was quite the choice.

We then got more Super Kick Somersaults to the floor, but when the Young Bucks went for more bang to the butt, the outrunner was like, no, we're not doing that anymore. They got the hot tag and this crowd just came unglued and they kept going for the you son of a bitch elbow, whatever the flub they call it and man, I just sat there once again going, I could honestly watch this match

for the rest of my life or for the you son of a bitch elbow, whatever the flub they call it. And man, I just sat there once again going, I could honestly watch this match for the rest of my life or for the allocated time that Tony Carnes has given it for this episode of Dynamite. And I get it. Look, small spoiler. The outrunners didn't win here. But sometimes that's okay. You have to have a winner and you have to have a loser. We should just engage in like intelligent discussion rather than go, oh man, it's the worst dude. It's ever happening in the history of the world because it's most definitely not. I mean, somebody out there will be happy the bucks of won and somebody will not be happy. It's the whole point. It's an entertainment show. You pick a lane and you ride it all the way to hell. Floyd then went totally 1980s because of course the outrunners are celebrating their third decade in the business, so congratulations to them. And at one point he also no solace super kick and smashed out a lariat when Nick almost murked the refs, so then he used that to smack Magnum in the penis. And at one point there was miscommunication between Matt and Nick so they sort of hit each other. So we were basically teasing, teasing, teasing who's going to win? We even got the most devastating move in all our sports and a tennis surprise roll-up and Matt held the tights, but he still was only able to get a one-two-oo. And ultimately that led to the bucks hitting the TK driver onto Floyd, and they did get the one-two-three as Nick kind of played safety here. These fans were so mad, and that is a valid emotion to have in wrestling. Listen, I would have done a backflip and put a one on the dive counter if the Outrunners had one, but they didn't. So I'll wait and see. I just thought that it was such a good performance all around. How can you get mad at it? Also, I like to think I had an influence on what happened next. I didn't. I'm being an arrogant Alan. But Akada came out and finally him and the young bucks were doing stuff again. That was one of my pet piece from seven days ago because I'm a massive nerd. And of course, before they could attack the Outriders, out came Swirth Strickland to make the save because he hates Akada,

and even the bad guys tried to run away. You know the deal with Swirth. He thinks he's Mario and he stomped on all of them. So what a chaotic finish this was, and of course not only does it sell up Swirth Strickland versus Akada, probably at the next pay-per-view, but you can do a rematch down the line and help the Outrunners win, and maybe in the interim, you can do a six-man

tag and put your hand up if you want to see a... but you can do a rematch down the line and help the Outrunners win, and maybe in the interim,

you can do a six-man tag and put your hand up if you want to see the Outrunners and swerve, take an honor card on the Unbucks, the hand stays up. Moreover, I just love the fact that the Outrunner's gimmick is now super popular. There were some people six months ago, and they'll pretend they didn were like, oh man, a comedy would do this in 2025 because they hate fun. That's the truth. They hate it. And they chase it away throughout the night. I'm giving it an up. Just thought this was so good. And actually, I'm kind of intrigued what the young bucks do-do. I said do-do. So hello to that guy in the comments. Either way, I liked it. Mark Briscoll was then telling us how much he hates MGF when Ricochet walked in, because they were going to be in the main event later. And of course, he was there with the Gates of Agony, who are full heads. I still can't believe he didn't choose any bald guys. Anyway, Rickershay then called Mark Briscoe a loser and went, ha ha! That's what he liked to do, he walked off. We then did cut to NGF, who was super happy because, of course, Happy Gilmore 2 has broke Netflix records, as he told us when he went to knock on the Hurt Syndicate store to try and make up for last week. Now, Sheldon Benjamin answered, and the first thing Max said was, listen, I just want to apologise for Bobby Lashlin's actions last week.

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