Okay, so given what we are going to talk about at the start of this week's episode of AEW Ups and Downs,

I just wanted to bring in a sign of my own because that's right. I mean it with every single ounce

of my body. I mean I don't think I have ever meant anything more in my-

Not that sign. Where are the other one gold? Oh, blood, men in black, flashy thingy, forget

everything you just saw. Hello, my name is Simon from What Culture, and you did just have one

hell of a show. So let's take the figure of power, give the good bits it up, and the bad bits

it down. Don't kiss your finger.

So yeah, look, in the first few minutes of AEW Dynamite, there was just a bunch of ups and

downsides, and I actually watched all this, and I basically fell on the floor. So we had

one of rings side that said, Simon, give this an up, courtesy of Oli Inc's, our Oli Inc, you are

absolutely going to get an up before they're actually, we're just going to combine these into one

number because otherwise it will get crazy. There was another one that said, Sizzle me Simon Miller,

so absolutely, let's pretend this is you, and this is me, we do the whole Sizzle thing,

and another said, Simon deserves a contract. Now there's two things we need to talk about here,

one, it just said Simon, so maybe it's not me, and maybe I'm being an arrogant Alan, but also

it didn't actually say what I deserve a contract for, so maybe he wants me to be some kind of

planner. Damn it, if you know that other thing I shouldn't have said that. Honestly though,

I cannot say thank you enough, there is nothing cooler, and I genuinely mean this,

than tuning into a wrestling show, and people going out of their way to make science in relation

to myself, or in relation to the show. So like I say, you do get an up, I don't care,

we bring down the counter, sub to 11, which is so dumb, and some people even tweet me saying

there were more signs, but I didn't see him, so again, I just clasped my hands together,

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