So we got another one of these three hour blocks when AEW dynamite becomes collision and collision

is AEW Dynamite mostly because we do have our big pay for you at the weekend and yes, this is too long. We have said this a thousand times but there's no point, there is a point saying it again, but there's no point getting in depth with it and going, I can't believe it because we know that AEW is going to do this. I think eventually you just have to accept that's what they decided to do

and it is what it is. In terms of the show, was it any good? Well at the moment we do not know as I kind of fall down what the flub is going on here, lonely. The Finger of Power knows. Thank you for joining me. I am Simon Miller. It is a wrestling with you show. If I like something gets it up, if I don't like something, it gets a down.

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that talks about wrestling, and I have no clue what he's on about. Let's go. Now, I did very much enjoy the opening to Dynamite, which was to determine who was going to be the number one entrant in the casino gauntlet that is happening at full gear, because it was ricochet versus Bobby Lashley. Now, of course,

this ties into the feud that's never going to end. But R ricochet got in the ring. He just talked and he talked. It was like this town sucks. The only thing good to come out of this place is my wife and Bobby Lashley, you're a bald idiot. That scared me because I call myself the bored assholes, that ricochet, please don't steal my stuff.

But honestly, he knew what he was doing.

It was just blah, blah, blah.

I can't stand any of this.

When Bobby Lashley picked bored assholes, that ricochet, please don't steal my stuff. But honestly, he knew what he was doing.

It was just blah, blah, blah. I can't start any of this. When Bobby Lashley picked him up and he threw him onto the gates of agony, and as Rikoshae was going, he just went, no, Bobby, no. Honestly, you can say whatever you like about R dog, which I shouldn't have called him, massively regret it. You could say and everyone about ricochet, I think he's a flubbing delight.

Bobby Lashley is also the man. I'm sure Rikoschay got a few things in here, but ultimately Bobby Lashie just wrecked him, gave a spine-buster, and spearing him. I don't know how match the long was. I don't know how long this match was, but Ricochet absolutely talked longer than he was competitive, and now Bobby

Lashley

is going to be number one. Sometimes, especially when you don't have a three-hour block, you should do stuff like this. It was very, very entertaining, it was very funny, it got ricochet across like a dickhead, it got Bobby Lashley across that, he's a monster, that's my doorbell going, I'll be back in a second. I could have cut that but I was mid-flow and I was enjoying what I was pulling out there,

but yes, it was just fun, and it was just good. And he didn't have to overthink it. Bob is now going to be Numerano, giving it up. Samojo then let us know he is not allowed to physically attack Adam Page, otherwise he's going to lose his title opportunity at full gear. but that's fine because Shabata is here and he's going to whip his ass. Samoa Joe said something like, I'm going to take your happiness and destroy it forever, and because you have wronged us, you have to start paying the piper tonight. You have to go watch this promo. It just made me realize Samoa Joe is one of the best of all time, especially of the modern era, and given that he's in commentary on the main event too, once again, he was just the dude, I'm just going to give him an up now. If you don't like Samoa Joe, I would love you to get in touch, because we are going to have to have a big old conversation. For some reason the Young Box was then watching highlights of their own matches, I mean, you guess you do have to study tape. bloody tape. Remember Ava Kett was like, by the way, I'm a journalist, and I would love to know whether you are going to join the Don Callis family. When Don Callis walked in and said, oh, this has just got your journalism. When he did kind of lean on Matt and Nick Jackson, because he was having you a lot of money and you are about to have a match, listen to this wonderful intro I'm going to give you. Once again he gave them the big flaboo. They were teaming with Josh Alexander as well to take on Dante Martin, Darius Martin and Scorpio Sky. That's like, man, I have not seen you three on Dynamite for a long old time, but they went out there. We got our pre-requisite party match, which means somebody somewhere, but he was getting mad. mad, but you could just sit back. You didn't have to worry about the winner or the loser because you obviously knew who was going to get the victory. Everybody flew around. There was at least three dives. So put a three on the dive counter. I just thought it was a barrel of laugh. And the big story throughout all of this is that Josh Alexander was not being nice to the young bucks at all. He basically pie-faced Matt Jackson at one point. Anytime he could do a blind

tag, well, he went and did a blind tag. And even at the end of the damn thing, when the Young Bucks had hit the Meltter driver or the TK drive, whatever the hell we're calling it, he went, ha ha, this is not going to happen. He applied the ankle lock and he got the tap-out victory So once again, the young bucks who stood there like,

well, that wasn't very nice, is it? And now not only are we broke, but we feel pretty sad. Now, Don Callis flew out like a T-Rex after this, he was like, you must give us an answer now. And of course, Matt and Nick Jackson were like, well, we don't really know what we're going to do. This is when the rest of Don Callis family started to sort of approach on them because they were like, damn it, we're bored and we're impatient.

Now really there was a massive red flag here because when Donnie Rick was... This is when the rest of Don Callis family started to sort of approach on them because they were like,

damn it, we're bored and we're impatient.

Now really, there was a massive red flag here because when Donnie realized this, he essentially said, if you don't agree, I'm going to kill you. And do you remember what I did to Kenny Omega? Well, that will be your fate as well. So you can see what we're doing here. we are putting in the building blocks so eventually the young bucks and kerry and mega do get back together

which is exactly what we should do.

The Young Bucks' heel run has naturally come to an end.

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