Alright, look, we have so much to talk about. There is no point wasting time on the intros.

Just know that my name is Simon Miller. You're watching what culture wrestling and this

is Ubson Down, so double on nothing in 2021. We take the figure of power to pop and we

give the goods it up and we give the bad bits it down. Everybody breathe, let's go.

So I don't want to be too over-the-top cue me being over-the-top, but Serena D versus

Reho on the pre-show may be one of the best kick-off matches I've ever seen. I'm anyway

to rocked anywhere on the card and they also had a nice little touch because I think both

Serena D versus Reho were like, man, we need to establish one of us as a good guy. I

want one of us as a bad guy, so after Reho went to Shakespeare in a deep-hand, she just

slapped her right around the face. I mean, she basically just grabbed a sign that said,

please, boom, yeah, I really need it in my life, although all it did was hit Reho's in

Raid Switch at a car-long story short, even though she tried valiantly, she eventually

ended up in the Serenity lock and the poor lady had to tap out. This was truly excellent

though, and if you are picking and choosing your matches to watch after the fact, I would

absolutely put this one in there. It was here when the pay-view started properly, so I

will use this moment just to say thank you and clap my hands together like a seal for

all of the fans that were in Dady's place. I think there was about 5,000, but it sounded

about 292,000, it was so loud, it was so passionate, it made me love professional wrestling and

turn me into this frantic mess that you're looking at right now. And you know what, we

rarely do this, but just for the crowd, it's getting an up also because this nice person

brought a sign saying Simon, give me an up, and you always obey the signs.

Bright Cage then walked out dressed like an actual machine, although at first I did

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