Someone came up to me in the street and said, are you Jimmy Car or would you just look like Jimmy Car?

I said both.

Hello, I'm Jimmy Car, and I'm announcing a new tour.

It's called Jimmy Car Loves Funny, because they'll be Loves and it'll be funny and because they'll

laugh funny. I think jokes are like magnets.

They attract some people, some people like my comedy,

but like magnets jokes attract and they repel.

Some people are repelled by my sense of humour.

If that's you, don't come and see see me live but if you like this kind of thing

Come and see Jimmy car laughs funny. I'll be everywhere go to Jimmy car.com for details

So we had a dream match to start AEW collision this week.

That annoyed a lot of people didn't it.

Also hello my friends and welcome to Ups and Downs, the show with me Simon Miller,

when we do give the good but

and the bad bits are down it's as simple as that sometimes an octopus

appears in my hand and are you going to see that on any other wrestling review show

no you're not but yeah look anyway Tony And are you going to see that on any other rescue show?

No, you're not.

But yeah, look, anyway, Tony Khan did announce on social media,

I have a dream match for collision,

before he revealed it was going to be Brian Danielson

taking on Andrauday. And I get it. Maybe it's not the crazy

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