Well, we shall start with AEW collision, the opening promotion.

The reason they flew this week is because we didn't have one from Adam Conn and MJF,

and it was the most 1980s thing ever, which is somewhat cool, because these were based on things

that happened back in the 1980s, but also they did exactly what they were meant to do.

It made me excited by Tutsi Toads and I was like, man, I cannot wait until this AEW tag team title match.

I've seen it now. Spoilers, it rules. Also, hello my friends, welcome to Ups and Downs.

Of course, today it will be for AEW collision. If you're thanks to yourself Simon,

why is it caught Ups and Downs? I'm not like AEW review. I tell you why, because it's weird.

I decided to take my hand and just wiggle it around, send people to get mad, and some people

are very nice about it. That's why I'm going to do this too. I'm already wearing a hat,

going to ruin the microphone here, I don't care. And I'm going to put my head up, head up,

put up, you can't stop me. We weren't mucking around either, because our first match was,

I'm drawing and taking on buddy Matthews. While people were like, oh, it's a ladder match,

it wasn't a ladder match, it was a, I'm going to try and kill that other guy match. It also

wasn't my sports entertainment thing ever, because they were trying to get a mask that was hanging

in the sky. And I wanted to say to buddy Matthews, look bro, you should probably just give it

back to Andrade, and then turn to Andrade and go, look bro, just go get another one, it's not

worth it. And I know so many people go, oh, there's too many ladder matches these days, and you are

totally right, we are kind of running it into the ground, but as ever, they just gave us everything,

I don't see how you can be mad at it. But Andrade just climbed a ladder and mooned

holding off of it around about the first 39 seconds, and he was getting other ladders,

he was just putting them on the ring. And I was like, where the hell did they all come from?

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