So the acclaim were part of the 1980s pre-promosful collision this week,

the way they did it to transport me back in time.

Plus, we had Christian at Lootosaurus.

And don't forget, he's a dinosaur.

Now, obviously he's a real dinosaur,

but if we were to pretend that this was a gimmick,

well, it just all comes together.

Some old-school wrestling is back, hello, my friends.

Welcome to Monday morning.

If you are watching this on the day that it goes live,

even though technically it'll be Monday afternoon,

depending on your time zone.

My name is Simon Miller.

I'm an idiot, but somehow I am allowed to give the good things

that I'm in professional wrestling and the bad things about.

But we always try and find the positive,

because there's too much negativity in the wrestling community

on that their internet.

Got off to speed?

All right, let's up those doubts.

So AEW collision is basically just to embrace the whole odds,

the opening raw promo segment to kick off the damn thing.

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