I'm here, we have so much to talk about. We're gonna have to do the quickest intro ever.

So my name is Simon Woodcoach, thank you for joining me as always, and yes, this is the

show up, send down, and turn the finger up out, we get the good bits up and the bad bits

down and today, we are doing it for AEW 4 here, 2, 12, and 21 Oud, and I need this with ridiculous,

read less up those doubts.

So what the hell do I even say when it comes to Darby Allen versus MGF? I mean, I don't know

what you were expecting, and I don't know what I was expecting, which makes no sense,

because I am me, but take whatever it was, and times it by around about 673, and that's

what you got here, I mean, flood me, this was wonderful. It started off not only with

chain wrestling, but some of the best flippy-dippy-doo-dass stuff you've ever seen in your life,

and straight away the fans were losing their mind watching this, and as was I, and don't

forget over here in the UK, it was like 1 a.m. in the morning, so do you think my neighbours

enjoy all like me now? No, they don't, and our relationship was bad enough after that

whole fire incident, I don't want to talk about it.

They then transitioned into storytelling as Max will start to hit headlock takeovers, and

make sure you remember that like a tell-tale character, but after one of his moves he

tweaked his knee, which again all tied into this.

Starby then used that to start doing his own stuff, including that dive, and honestly,

what a crazily arsenal he has, if I was about to go into war, I would recruit Darby

Allen just so I could use some of this.

Here another beat down, Darby then did his own version of the Undertaker sit-up, and

honestly you have to go and watch that, and this was also a wink and a nod to the death

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