Do you want to know how I, Simon Miller, know that it's WrestleMania season?

Look, there's nothing I can do, even I try and put it away, it just won't work.

So be easy to be careful when you're out there and you may see a WrestleMania sign and your

hand starts going crazy, but we have just had the raw rumble. We are on the road to the grand

daddy of them all because there's so much to talk about, let's just get into it and give the

good bits an up, and the bad bits are down.

Well, what a brilliant start to the raw rumble, because Pat McAfee's music hit and he made his

grand return to WWE, and I don't think the court aggressive Michael Cole actually knew about this,

because they both lost their minds. It really did make me feel warm and fuzzy in my tum-tum,

and it made me smile, which is the point of wrestling, pro wrestling tease.

You're damn right, I did that, but seriously, within 30 seconds I was going, well that's getting

it up, because it definitely deserves it up. Amazingly, too, the first match was the men's raw rumble,

so I was like, huh, that must mean something, and our first due entrance were Gunther and Shameless,

and this was so damn smart, because what did those two do back in 2022? They absolutely kicked

each other's ass, conduct a hand. So I'm actually going to give that an up too, because I was like,

oh, WWE, you're so clever, and then the miss was in at number three, and quite incredibly,

he has now been in 14 raw rumbles, yet can't insult that man's career. He decided he didn't want

to get in the square circle, obviously, because he didn't want to take on these two warriors,

but eventually they did get him in there, and they absolutely murked him,

when Kofi Kingston was number four, and he got such a nice reaction, a white little tear away

from my eye. I mean, that's not true, but I was just so damn happy. We'd also zoom in through

people in this raw rumble, which is the same for the women's later. Think Triple H must have been

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