Where are my friends, Merry Christmas, happy holidays and happy new year?

Now, if you're a long time watch your ups and downs, you will be saying to yourself, Simon,

you told us you weren't going to do Raw this week because it's a best off and there

was no need.

Well, I wasn't lying.

I'm not a liar.

I was telling you the truth.

Because I, the bald A-hole, am not going to be wearing ups and downs this week because

instead it's me, you satter-claws, ho ho ho, I'm going to be doing ups and downs because

when I have finished delivering all my presents, I really like to watch wrestling.

So hello, I am Tanta.

Let's up those doubts.

So I'm not going to keep doing the voice.

I just happen to have the same voice as Simon Miller.

I just know if I go, ho ho ho, the entire time, people are going to want to kill me.

Also, I just want to make it very clear that yes, this was the best of Raw and the reason

I am telling you that is because if you watched the opening you didn't know, you would have

felt like you were on drugs, candycaids.

Because the street profits were clearly in a green screen area and they kept making stuff

appear on the green screen, but they thought they were a Monday night Raw and they were

super duper confused.

I've got like, onto his foot, so dockens.

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