Welcome to Legends of Aventress. I'm Booker and you're listening to Upruded. Here's what happened last time.

Wow. What a crazy two weeks that was. I know. It's been like two Thursdays since the universe was created. Things are getting weird.

We could have an entire crew of sexual deviance if someone would just go down and deal with this.

None of that seems even remotely like a good thing.

I failed to be a chef. I also failed to be a violent revolutionary.

You could succeed.

And that's the ethie's job on the planet.

Calls out an unregistered ship here in Muckbank, And that's the Eiff's job on the planet!

Calls out an unregistered ship here in Mockbed Creek. Do we have permission to board?

Come right aboard. You're not going to like what you find below deck, that's for sure.

Yeah, just watch. Make sure you're wearing shoes.

The Osprey kind of leans down and narrows his eyes and he reaches down into his coat and pulls out a what looks like a poster.

Sees them.

You are hovering the leader of the Woodland Alliance.

Oh, that's the bottom of them.

No!

Oh, my God.

But a riot at a dimwood, we are at least owed an attorney to handle our case.

Y'all are being charged with murder, conspiracy.

Attempted murder.

Attempted.

Oh, attempted.

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