Welcome to Legends of Aventress.

I'm Mikey Gilder, and you're listening to Uprooted.

Here's what happened last time.

Nuds with the prize is inside.

We should go check on Bixie, too.

I mean, you know, make sure she's okay.

That's what I literally was just saying.

Yeah, so we should go right now, is what I'm saying.

So you want to go and interrupt the good doctor, Victor Stein, Frankles, while he's working

on our friend Bitsy and risk losing her.

You hear some heavy breathing behind you by the door.

Close the door.

There's a pervert.

So we'd like to go get her friend from the dungeon, I mean infernary.

Wall sconces with flickering torches and a creepy stone stairwell.

Okay, better did Dr. Frankl's dungeon, I mean infirmary, so right down that way.

Arms and legs and tail bound in maricles is basically like the blueberry

from Willy Wonka in the chocolate factory, but Bitsy.

She is suffering a horrible peanut allergy.

This is the most complicated procedure I have ever performed.

Oh, God.

Is this underneath my hudge? Where are we? By strange man whose name I have ever performed. Oh, God. Is this underneath my hudge?

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