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Guaranteed Human.

Park it right here, everybody. It's time for the tailgate. It's me, Joey P. Joe Pee, Zapia, and I'm here with my two best friends, Andrew Erickson, Mr. Big Pot Energy, and Dibro, Derek Brown, the King of Bros. But here's the problem. I'm in a toxic relationship with these two Yahoo's. You know why? Because somehow on the last show in the power rankings of the AFC, I got caught in a trap

defending the honor of Daniel Jones.

I mean, it doesn't get any lower than that.

I can't believe you two who call yourself, my friends, force me into that.

And I will continue to defend the Colts and their 10 week record

scoring 31 points a game and then Debrough also was like hey what about these four mediocre games

and I'm like what you mean the ones against the Houston Texans defense the one on the road in

Pittsburgh the one on the road in Kansas City yeah those, those are tough places to play. I love how he

doesn't throw in the Falcons in there and the fact that they didn't score over 20 points in

three of those four games. Joe, Joe, I just got one. I got one question for you regarding that.

Again, great stat. They were basically the 2007 New England Patriots. It's a great stat,

but is it descriptive or predictive? 31 points per game. What is that going to tell you about 2026? Just answer that question. Please, Joe. I like to live in actual reality instead of virtual reality. Oh, oh. It's descriptive. And I'll tell you this much. No, he's a descriptive. You can take your predictions and turn him sideways and you know what to do with them because everybody thought the Ravens were going to make it to the Super Bowl.

They couldn't even make it to the damn playoffs last year.

So so much for predictability of teams and projectability.

That's what I say.

I love how you describe all of this, but basically this is a trap of your own making.

Nobody forced you to cape up for Daniel Jones.

Nobody forced you to cape up for Eli Manning. You put baby in a corner. Nobody did all this. And baby got salty. Your true

colors came out. It's not our fault, isn't Erickson? I mean, I'm just ready for him to pull the

Cam Scataboo jersey out of his closet. Oh, yeah. He's got a he's got a he's got a he's got a he's got a

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