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Hi everyone, long time no talk.

This is Tori Telfer from Criminal Broads coming at you with a rare update episode.

It's not really an episode, it's just an update. Hey, listen, I'm coming to you from

New York City at the middle of the coronavirus pandemic in the U.S. Aren't these fun times?

I hope you're all extremely safe. I hope you're all at home, stocked up, healthy, hope your families are healthy.

Things in New York are obviously not the most fun they've ever been right now, but I do believe

we're flattening the curve, which is, for me personally, feels like hugely relieving,

although I know there's still a long way to go. Anyway, I didn't pop on to talk

about coronavirus, but how can we not? I have hopped on to update you about this podcast. As you

probably guessed, if you listened to all my past episodes, I have had a baby since we last spoke. His name is Cecil, and he is

pretty much the cutest human to ever walk this earth. I say walk because he definitely thinks

he can walk. He cannot walk, but he sort of identifies as an older person I've noticed.

And, oh, he's just a delight. He's, yeah, he's cute. He's fun. He's snuggly.

I have also, since we last spoke, turned in my book on con women twice. So I turned it in at the end of

November, and then I worked on the revision

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