What is up, Waffle Gang? I do hope you are well. My name is Mark, and today we're checking out some more

R-slash. Am I the butthole? Can you believe it? Before we do jump into today's stories, I just like to

throw some thank-yues out there to members and rejoins, who joined and rejoined last week whilst I was away.

So I start off with Zoninie Hoffer with a rejoin.

Myrene for the join, J.J. Gonzalez for the join, Waffle Lover 420 for the rejoin

and Charm Oz for the rejoin as well.

Thank you so much for that support.

It means the absolute world.

Never any pressure to do so, but it's absolutely amazing.

And let's crack on.

Crack on with today's stories.

Much love, guys.

Now, our first cheeky little story from Sadgal String of Numbers follows with an update,

and it's called Am I the Assol for telling my roommate her friend needs to start paying rent or spend less time at our place.

As always, timestamps are in the description if you've heard the first story before so you can get straight to the update.

So I, 25 female, share a two bedroom apartment with a friend of mine from high school, 26 female.

We've lived together for almost a year

and had no problems until the last couple of months. She has a friend, we will call Mike. He's around our

age. At first, they were seeing each other romantically, but have decided to just be friends.

Mike is at our apartment a lot, like he stays the night five to six nights a week usually.

He eats my food without asking and basically laughed at my polite request to replace the food he eats.

If it was a snack here and there, I wouldn't mind, but I will buy groceries for the week and it's half gone within a couple of days because of him.

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