From the smallest room in New York City comes a show that gives you a reason to live.

You've probably got like little stray black hairs growing up all over your legs and stomach and shit.

Stray black hairs. Oh, oh, you know what? Speaking of black hairs, I just shave on my belly button.

Mm-hmm. That's what I'm talking about.

These sprouting black hairs. I'm like, what the fuck is this? I look down. That's Spanish lady shit. And you know like when the water, when the wetness, when the water makes your hair stick together so it looks more prominent than it would like dry.

You're like arm hair.

When it's wet, it looks just more there.

Yeah.

Did this happen to your belly button?

It happened to my belly button hairs.

And I was like, oh, hell no.

We got to wax this shit right off.

You might want to go ahead with the electrolysis on that.

I mean, like, why not?

I mean, it's just like two hairs.

It's amazing how much difference, yeah.

The two hairs buying together.

It's amazing how much of a difference the water can make

this i guess i'm going to believe you on that i mean i got no reason to disbelieve you

hmm we are outside ladies and gentlemen yeah i guess we are we here at madison square park

one of the uh more delightful uh and crowded parks in Manhattan.

It really is a nice park.

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