Update: He Needs Our Help Revising His Break Up Letter To His Fiancée!

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🗓️ 1 April 2022

⏱️ 8 minutes

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They've been together for 8 years and for him, that's long ENOUGH! He wants to break up with her sensitively, though! And to do that he's writing her a break-up-letter. Only problem? He's no Shakespeare and he needs OUR help making sure this letter hits the right notes! See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information. Become a member at https://plus.acast.com/s/the-bert-show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:38.8	He wrote a broke up a break up letter to his fiance of eight years.
0:45.0	Somebody he's been together with eight years.
0:46.4	His fiance he wants to break up with her.
0:48.6	He wrote a letter wanted us to proof it, which we did yesterday.
0:52.7	However, I felt the proofing wasn't enough and I decided to do a whole rewrite of the entire thing.
0:58.3	So what we're going to do here is so we can remember not how bad his letter was,
1:05.0	but just how what's the word I want to use?
1:08.3	Aggressive?
1:09.3	There you go.
1:10.3	His letter was a little more on the aggressive side.
1:12.6	So Dobby's going to read what he initially wrote and then I'm going to read my rewrite.
1:19.0	And I'm a softie, so I definitely went softer.
1:22.8	But I think it'll be more digestible for her.
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