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certificate number 5-377 3 up with people Number 5377, 73.

Up with People. Ken, how would you describe clean cut?

What does clean cut mean to you?

What does clean cut mean to you?

Somebody just sent me a link of a... What does clean cut mean to you?

Somebody just sent me a link of the Osman's singing with Cher.

They're doing a Stevie Wonder medley, they're lip sinking, and they are just marching in place with their big, goofy,

you know, inch tall smiles. And at some point on higher ground the other part where

Stevie sings soldiers keep on marching or whatever some anti-Vietnam part of it.

The Osbans and share all salute to the camera like they're in a road performance of on the town.

Yeah.

And I was like, that's it, that's the high watermark of clean cut American culture like

And I guess this is the era we're gonna be talking about where we're trying to

Embrace the things that the young people like but actually put a clean cut navy salute on them.

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