The So, It's a dreadful waste of everyone's time and energy. Although I'm trying to be more optimistic and positive about it and they've definitely been things to enjoy about this international break.

But before we get to things to enjoy about the footballing international break,

you had a bit of an international break of your own and when we left the listeners I was

intimating that maybe you would pop round to the de Silva's house for tea in Rio de Janeiro and

turned out that that was not a million million miles away from what happened, bumped into one of the twins on the plane

Ed yeah random random random couple of seats over had a chat to Fabia I was very clever working it out I asked what he was doing and he said he was injured. I was like, ha ha!

Kircing got the answer and knew who he was and then I was like,

and I said, cham to him about QPR and his injury and all that kind of stuff, you know.

Anything to report to the listeners? No, not really. His English isn't very good. It's surprisingly deep for a small man and he's quite cute really.

You say it's surprisingly deep for a small man? You mean his voice? Yeah. Right, so he's he sort of like hey I'm

I'm probably over the silver how you doing that kind of thing in broken English

right now hey I'm a fobbe you're doing

uncanny that's my new character that I'm going to bust hell.

He is his new Bond villain, isn't he?

I am Fabio de Silver.

No de-Sylver, Fabio de-Sylver.

I got it all wrong.

Anyway, forget all that.

That is merely precursor. That is the appetizer to the main cause. That is the trailer to the movies. That is the advert break before kickoff to the kickoff itself. Pales in comparison to what happened to you in a Rio de Janeiro jazz nightclub. Set the scene for us, Ed.

Well, here I am in Rio, enjoying the wonders of a beautiful city, water, mountains, Copacabana,

Yippenima, stunning all around and one of my colleagues decides he wants to go to a Bossaova club I have to say can't stand the music

myself but you know hey might as well tag along and do the thing they do in Ipanema and

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