You should not go unzip and then like straight in because that's not how that works.

She's having a lot of fun.

Yeah.

Just a great, oh man, when she's chatting with her gal pals after.

There are sparks flying out of her very dry vagina.

Bruch!

Hit it, boys!

I am a man of the woods. I'm a man of the woods. I've learned. Oh, yeah? Why are you learned that? I realized this in like the last day. So I was already having a problem with my phone. Apple is trying to get me to get a new phone so it's doing the thing where it breaks your old phone. If you don't believe that that's a real, you know that's a thing i absolutely believe that that's yeah they like fuck up your battery from afar they're they're making it so my phone keeps slipping into uh ringer mode and i'm like

yeah i've never dealt with that i always deal with like uh like you can't download your your

app updates because yeah there's like no more space and they just keep making them bigger and bigger.

There's fucking space, man.

Yeah.

And then today I went to boot up my computer and it kept shutting down while powering up.

And then I looked up what you do about that and it was like hold these keys held those

keys didn't do anything so hold these keys hold these keys buy a new laptop yes exactly uh keys

and uh purchase and i just realized the phone thing i'll have to do something about at some point

i know that like it's i need to have a laptop but I'm just not going to fucking get a new one. If that thing, I'm either going to wait for that thing to, I'm going to be in a little blinking contest with this laptop. Fix yourself or I'm just not going to fucking have a laptop. That seems bad for your work. It's probably bad for my work. It's probably bad for my life. Every aspect of your life. Which stinks because I've really come to like my laptop. I watch movies on there. I do everything on there now. That's probably why it's dying. It's probably using everything on there. Yeah. Watching full-length movies, download it off the internet, things like that. Yeah, just, yeah, really throwing caution to win. Probably not great for it. But the biggest reason I realized I'm a fucking man of the woods is we are recording this on Monday night. And I texted you and I was like, hey, should we do some coffee? And you're like, hell yeah, we should

do some coffee. Let me make a pot. And I was very excited. And I was like, you know what I'm going to

do? I'm going to get a little coffee out of the curig for the ride over. And then we're just

going to have a big Monday night coffee party. And I put it in a fucking travel mug. And

this brings us to listen, motherfucker. Have you ever understood how to use a travel mug? Have you ever used the travel mug that you understood how to use? Not really. It wasn't more than a dollar. To use like a travel mug, you need to travel and I don't leave my house. That's true. I was asking, I was wondering what that big thing you were holding was. All right. This is a good fucking travel mug. I have one of those. Good enough that I just fucking drift coffee all over my phone. That's why it doesn't work. You're reaching about how to use travel mugs and you're just spilling coffee out of it right now. For one, the lid's not on it. But this is a good one. I'm not going to say the brand because they don't

fucking pay us and we've got we've reached a point where we have plenty of advertisers

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