I was on a group chat recently with like a group of people that I haven't talked to in a long time, like a reunion.

I'm going to, I'm going to say right now, this story doesn't make me look good.

So we were all like members of a theater group together.

So on the chat said he was going to take like a bunch of t-shirts from the theater group and like make a

quilt out of them or something and i texted him on the phone number that i have for him it'll be sadder

than the aides quilt so he didn't respond right away and i was like oh we're on this call

he's not going to respond for a while.

And then, like, I thought about it like days later.

And I was like, oh, he still hasn't responded.

And then I realized, like, that's the only text I've sent him in like 10 years.

That is 100% not his phone number anymore.

So some random person got a text that said, it will be sadder than the AIDS quilt.

But they never texted you back?

No.

Oh man, if I had gotten that text out of the blue, I would not have been able to resist responding.

What will be?

Who are you?

Where are you?

Why aren't we friends?

You seem like you'll say anything.

I can't believe that.

I put that in the world.

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