Unspeakable
Comedy of the Week
BBC
3.8 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2024
⏱️ 28 minutes
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Summary
Ever struggled to find the right word for a feeling or sensation? Unspeakable sees comedian Phil Wang and lexicographer Susie Dent invite celebrity guests to invent new linguistic creations, to solve those all too relatable moments when we're lost for words.
This episode we hear Jack Dee’s new word for when you try to sound cool but end up sounding exactly your age, Miles Jupp’s new word for being fed up by a world in which there is an app for everything, and Ria Lina’s new word for something that is damp, limp, a bit pathetic.
Hosts: Phil Wang and Susie Dent Guests: Jack Dee, Miles Jupp and Ria Lina Created by Joe Varley Writer: Matt Crosby Recorded by Jerry Peal Producer: Jon Harvey Executive Producers: Joe Varley and Akash Lockmun
A Brown Bred production for BBC Radio 4
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts. |
| 0:05.0 | Hello, I'm Phil Wang and welcome to Unspeakable. |
| 0:18.3 | This is the brand new show about inventing brand new words, |
| 0:21.1 | coined by three amazing guests. Words are very powerful. Just a few simple words, well chosen, |
| 0:27.3 | can save someone's life. Like, stop standing in the middle of the road, you idiot. God, I hate |
| 0:33.3 | lollipop ladies. Now, we'll be meeting our panel very shortly, but first let's meet our expert of expressions, |
| 0:41.9 | the guru of grammar, the wizard of weird words. |
| 0:45.0 | It's Susie Dent. |
| 0:49.8 | Hello, Phil. |
| 0:52.9 | Susie, have any interesting words you've come across recently? |
| 0:55.8 | Yes, when I came across recently. |
| 0:57.6 | A non-versation. |
| 0:59.5 | A non-versation is a completely pointless conversation |
| 1:02.0 | in which you learn absolutely nothing. |
| 1:04.9 | I also learnt the word twirlies. |
| 1:07.3 | So twirlies are pensioners in Liverpool |
| 1:09.7 | who get a free bus pass, which they can use from 9am. |
| 1:13.2 | And they always get their too early. |
| 1:15.3 | They start queuing from 8 o'clock. |
| 1:16.9 | And the bus driver's called them twirlies, two earlys. |
| 1:22.5 | Thank you, Susie. |
| 1:27.6 | That's a taste of the infinite possibilities of language. |
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