Right, so hello and welcome back to the Batchan Arthur podcast.

Given we hate things going unanswered, let's do some unanswerable questions, but solve them.

Yeah, all right, let's do this.

First up, when dog food is new, all right, let's do this. First up.

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Well, dog food has to be fit for consumption for humans as well, doesn't it? Does it? Don't know, making the stuff out. Well, you've had a dog as an adult. I think, I think... At home. Yeah, because it has to be food. so humans can't eat dog food obviously

Wow so those TikToks from people

in the fitness thing where it's like, when I give my dog his meal and it's like 100 grams, but 80 grams of protein and he's like, hmm. Thinking about it. Have you ever tried a dog treat? No. There was a kid, did you have a kid at school that liked dog biscuits? No. They'd eat it for attention, but apparently it wasn't that bad.

Eat it for attention.

That was like me, to be honest.

There was a time where I would just eat Kiwis with the skin on and be like, I fucking love it like that. For the fibre. For attention. Not for the fibre. But it is, that's fine. it's like a grape skin really.

I wonder if they just have tests.

They set up a P.

They get the P varnish.

PH, right?

PH.

Yeah.

What?

Just get, It's like a grape skin, really. I wonder if they just have tests. They set up a pee, they get the pee value.

PH, right? P-H. Yeah. Just get a bunch of dogs and just play, which one do you prefer, mate? That's probably what they do, yeah. See which one the dog runs to it and repeats. Maybe. Well, you see that video on this morning where the dog owner was like, oh, my dog's vegan. look, she'll pick the vegetables, not the meat, straight to the meat.

Straight to the meat.

That's so funny. Yeah, it's a bit evil when, like, dog and cat owners just make their pets vegan. So they're not built for this. Oh, this is one of my favorite ones ever, you know. If you enjoy wasting time, is it really time wasted?

No.

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