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Welcome to Long Winded.

It's so crazy to say because I literally don't have an audience because people don't know yet.

So it feels like the purest form of manifestation. Also, delusion.

No, but I thank you.

And I'm really excited for today's episode because I'm doing Collins.

And you guys are hilarious and incredible.

And thank you for like sharing your stuff with me it was so much fun to listen to

maybe a quick update the camera angles keep changing because i have no idea of what i'm doing

i've been harassing the people at sammy's camera and pasadena big shout out um they're so nice

and knowledgeable because everything was off.

I finally looked at the videos because I literally didn't know how to load them up to my laptop.

So I had to go to the Genius bar.

And then I asked the Genius how to make folders.

Like I had a windows all before.

And then I got roasted because it was a surface.

But like parents are so averse to Apple products for some reason.

And so my dad was like, you should get this.

And I'm like, ruining my life.

But anyways, now I have a Mac.

I have no idea how to use it.

I didn't know how to make a folder.

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