The following podcast is a dear media production.

I just got off the phone with my friend McKenna, and I told her that I was recording my first

solo episode and she's like, you should open it up talking to yourself.

Like, hey, Gabby, hey, thanks for being my guest today no thank you for

having me okay so that one was for mckenna anyways here we are you guys this is long-winded i've been

teasing it for years at this point sorry i don't have a lot else going on. Not completely, not totally the

truth. But I've just been like really excited. I actually recorded this once before, but I'm

just going to like do it again for safety. I feel like it's good practice. And just to like

kind of get used to everything because I do feel like it takes a touch of

narcissism this whole industry to believe that people just want to hear you talk for no

reason. But I can't lie, I am excited. So thank you guys, honestly, for giving me the opportunity,

the platform. Dear Media took a chance on me.

Thank God.

We've been shopping it for like literally a year.

Whatever, things take a really long time, I guess,

because it's like meeting after meeting.

They're like, what you can see?

I'm like, I don't fucking know.

I just want to like run my mouth.

You know, I'm not like a content

creator despite my genuine hardest efforts. I just need like a little more space.

Speaking of, there's been a drama, which is the airplane debacle. I could regret bringing this up

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