This station has received an emergency response document retrieved from a secure federal server.

The document is titled Unscheduled Broadcast Primary Outcome.

It includes instructions for this transmission.

Exact phrasing.

Even pauses.

I am currently reading ahead.

The next paragraph states that I will hesitate here.

Unsure whether to continue, that is accurate. The document explains that no official alert

should accompany this message as the event does not threaten infrastructure, only perception.

It advises that listeners will feel an urge to verify this information elsewhere and fail.

It ends with a directive. Read until voice degradation begins.

I am now advised to stop identifying myself.

I am advised not to acknowledge the sound behind me, and I am advised, very clearly,

not to finish this sentence. If this broadcast cuts suddenly, please understand, it was successful.