I know this, that nobody in history has solved eight wars in a period of nine months.

And I've stopped eight wars, so that's never happened before.

But they'll have to do what they do. Whatever they do is fine.

I know this. I didn't do it for that. I did it because I saved a lot of lives.

Hi, this is Ann Coulter. Welcome to my five stories podcast on Rikoshae, linked on my substack,

ancultor.substack.com. I've got five big stories for you this week. First one is, of course,

it is the week of the Gaza-Israel peace deal arranged by President Donald Trump and also the

week that he did not win the Nobel Prize for that, with even the New York Times basically saying

he should have won the Nobel Prize for this. Now, of course, that isn't, you know, peace in the

Middle East, not as big as what Obama did to win the Nobel Peace Prize.

He had been in office for, I think, less than a week when they awarded him the Nobel Peace Prize,

just for being him.

Doesn't the endless patronization ever get embarrassing to black people? I don't think Barack Obama

really needs to be patronized. He's not an unimpressive person, but I guess the Norwegians don't

know that. Oh my gosh, a black person did something. Let's give him a prize. The winner announced

today, this is great news, dedicated the prize to President Trump. Brilliant.

It was Venezuelan opposition leader Maria Karina Machado. I like her for dedicating the

prize for Trump. I think it's well deserved. It was a very smart move. On the other hand,

I do want to mention that Latin American has been around a really long time.

And it's just, you know, dictatorship, briefly peace, briefly, you know, good dictator, bad dictator, good dictator, communist dictator.

There really has not been a good half century, I would say, of steady, peaceful rule

any place in Latin America. So congratulations for protesting this one particular hellhole,

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