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mood for some fuckery today. And lucky for me, it's dysfunctional relationship day. And y'all know

I'm going to start in Love After Lockup Land, so let's get right into it. Okay, so Sarah and Michael,

my favorites, not. So Sarah is talking to Michael about Malcolm and she's like, oh yeah, you know,

I just, I love him. And so I had to show him all of me and that includes you, and if he isn't okay with it, then that's

going to be an issue and blah, blah, blah. And it's like, Michael does not care Sarah. Like, what is this

even about? So then she's like, I just want you to be a good dad, which is never going to happen,

so keep dreaming. And Michael is like, listen, I can't take no more shit. I'm stressed and I'm

overwhelmed. And I'm like, what are you stressed and overwhelmed about? Seriously. And he said that

things were just really bad with Maria. And that a couple of times, the cops had to get involved.

And I'm like, okay, am I supposed to feel bad for you?

Like, because I don't. Because if you would just sit your ass down somewhere and focus on taking

care of your kids instead of getting your dick wet, you wouldn't be in this situation. So you get

no sympathy for me. But of course, Sarah's eating the shit up. So she's like, oh no, he's scared because he might go back to

jail and blah, blah, blah. And Michael's like, Maria is toxic and like all this and like, listen,

I don't know, Maria. So I can't say whether she is or isn't. She very well could be, but I know for a fact that Michael is toxic because

I have seen it. So I'm not trying to hear him like blame everything on Maria. Like I'm not here

for that. And he's like, I can't go back to jail. You know how bad that would be? No,

when my kids are out here growing up and I'm missing it. And I'm like, bitch, are you joking?

You're literally missing it now. Like, so seeing them only twice a year and missing them growing up like the rest of

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