Unprecedented Favor | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 14 August 2025
⏱️ 31 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.2 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:13.9 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.5 | It's always a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.9 | We love you. |
| 0:19.1 | And if you're ever in our area, please |
| 0:20.9 | stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you |
| 0:24.4 | we'll make you feel right at home. But thanks so much |
| 0:26.9 | for tuning in and thank you again for coming out today. |
| 0:29.8 | I like to start with something funny and somebody |
| 0:32.5 | sent me these funny one-liners about blondes. |
| 0:35.9 | But since I'm married to a beautiful, smart, intelligent blonde, |
| 0:40.3 | I'm going to change it from a blonde lady to a blonde man. Here's a few of them. They're kind of |
| 0:46.3 | funny. He was so blonde that he tripped over a cordless phone. He was so blonde, he asked for a |
| 0:53.4 | price check at the dollar store. He was so blonde, he asked for a price check at the dollar store. |
| 0:55.9 | He was so blonde, it took him two hours to watch 60 minutes. |
| 1:01.0 | Last one, he's so blonde, he thinks that Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. |
| 1:07.5 | Hold up your Bible, say it like you mean it. |
| 1:10.3 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have. I can do what it says I can do. Today I will be taught the word of God. I boldly confess my mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same. In Jesus' name. |
| 1:28.6 | God bless you. |
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