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Perez Perez Perez.

Perez Hilton.

Now, ready?

It's the P. H.P.

Hey everybody, happy new year and welcome to the P I'm Booker that's Perez how are you I

No concept of a day or time right there with you. Well, I'm still in Las Vegas when we're recording this and I thought we were going to be recording this tomorrow and we were I was back in Los Angeles, me and the family. So, you know what? I like to be transparent. I am a full-on hot mess right now but I think that this is only going to make this week's show better.

Okay.

But thankfully, Hot Mess for me doesn't mean, oh, I'm hung over, or I was doing drugs.

That's not me.

Right.

Hot Mess for me means I'm not as prepared as I normally am, which causes me to have anxiety, so I'm so

stressed right now.

Well, relax, it'll be fine. There's so much crap going on. We'll just have fun with it. So hang on and here we go.

But also you're going to hate today because I just want to talk a lot about myself so deal with it baby.

But yeah, oh my gosh, like first and foremost, I'm human, okay, Booker.

I'm human.

And, you know, even though I say, I mean, it doesn't, but it does.

Does that make, let me, I don don't know you got to tell me what what you did first what would happen

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