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Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2023

⏱️ 79 minutes

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0:00.0	Hey, friends, fans, baby, we're coming down to Florida Orlando Jacksonville Orlando Jacksonville St. Petersburg
0:08.3	Hollywood we are coming to see you and then we come back to the west coast and we do two shows in Riverside
0:13.2	And then one in San Diego before we head back to the east coast but come out and see us in Florida
0:17.5	Jacksonville St. Petersburg Hollywood and Orlando come see us go to badfriends pod.com bad friends pod.com
0:30.0	We want to give a shout out to so many different people look at the stardew valley. This is a spark stardew valley marriage pendant
0:42.2	I'm gonna give it to somebody one day. Why why won't you marry?
0:47.5	You have no post-pours. Yes, I do. Yeah, but in the game don't you marry guys you marry men in the game. I've only married one guy
0:54.0	What what's his name? Elliott
0:57.0	Drop Ellie what's up?
0:58.6	Ellie bro and then show the stardew star that you got from somebody. What does that mean? Someone said that's important to this is a
1:04.0	star star star drop. Oh star drop. Yeah, and you it enhances your energy and the young lady that gave it to you said it
1:13.3	It does what you don't remember this is my favorite part is testing them about the gifts. What did she say it does what something special?
1:18.9	Yeah, I told you just told you no, it does something in it's practice. It does something practical in the real world
1:24.0	Yeah, it's a waterway nope
1:28.7	It changes it changes color. It's a mood. It's a mood. It's got that mood ring thing inside of it
1:34.5	Where so when you hold it with your hands, it'll change color. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's right
1:38.8	Oh, let's see what kind of mood you're in and then we'll know great you're great forever
1:42.9	Yeah, I'm great forever and then we got these from a soldier, which I want to say thank you to he gave us these pen and
1:47.3	So disrespector with that sympathize a thing. That's good right?
1:52.9	Yeah, but you don't that this kid was in the army. Yeah
1:57.1	Flower power the army is on the guy that puts a flower in the fucking muscle hell. Yeah
2:01.7	Yeah, no, I don't do that. No, I poop who in there, but my point is is this
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