Bobby Is a Lazy Beaver

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Tour Tickets: https://badfriendspod.com Thank you to our Sponsors: Doordash, ButcherBox and Vroom • Get up to 50% off up to $10 at https://www.doordash.com code: FRIEND23 • GET 2 pounds of ground beef on every box for a year and $20 of your first box at https://www.butcherbox.com/BADFRIENDS code: BADFRIENDS • Go to https://vroom.com and check thousands of great cars YouTube Subscribe: http://bit.ly/BadFriendsYouTube 0:00 We Got a New Carlos 6:06 Andrew Doesn't Want to Live on the Moon 13:44 Bobby and Andrew's Best Jokes 24:27 Lance Armstrong Yellow Bracelets 35:17 If Bobby and Andrew Were Beavers 40:25 Doing Meth on the Math Book 45:12 Hot Moon and Ugly Mars 50:33 Bobby's Biggest Movie Role 54:25 Snowboarding Woman Gets Chased by a Bear 1:01:11 Manta Rays or Stringrays? More Bobby Lee TigerBelly: https://www.youtube.com/tigerbelly Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bobbyleelive Twitter: https://twitter.com/bobbyleelive Tickets: https://bobbyleelive.com More Andrew Santino Whiskey Ginger: https://www.youtube.com/andrewsantinowhiskeyginger Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/cheetosantino Twitter: https://Twitter.com/cheetosantino Tickets: http://www.andrewsantino.com More Juicy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jetskijohnson/?hl=en More Fancy Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/fancyb.1 More Bad Friends iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/bad-friends/id1496265971 Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/badfriendspod/ Twitter: https://twitter.com/badfriends_pod Official Website: http://badfriendspod.com/ Opening Credits and Branding: https://www.instagram.com/joseph_faria & https://www.instagram.com/jenna_sunday Credit Sequence Music: http://bit.ly/RocomMusic // https://www.instagram.com/rocom Character Design: https://www.instagram.com/jeffreymyles Bad Friends Mosaic Sign: https://www.instagram.com/tedmunzmosaicart Produced by: 7EQUIS https://www.7equis.net/ Podcast Producers: Andrés Rosende & Pete Forthun This video contains paid promotion. #bobbylee #andrewsantino #badfriends Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:32.3	On tour, baby. And this is our last leg. This is our last one of our last legs for this
0:35.8	chunk. And we're going to Jacksonville, Florida, we're going to Florida run, guys. Then
0:39.6	we're doing St. Petersburg, Hollywood, Florida, and then Orlando, Florida. Oh my god.
0:44.1	Jacksonville, St. Petersburg, Hollywood and Orlando come out and see us after that. We come
0:47.5	back to the West Coast, baby. And we're going to go to my hometown San Diego. Yeah, we
0:51.9	do Riverside and San Diego two shows in Riverside and then San Diego. And then we go back up
0:57.1	to the Northeast. But for now, Florida Riverside San Diego come out and see us in Jacksonville
1:02.5	in Orlando, in Hollywood. You're going to learn so much about your life. Go to badfriendspod.com.
1:09.1	Badfriendspod.com. You two are bad friends. You are these two idiots.
1:13.8	Like a, an Asian, YouTube are disgusting. Well, you two are something bad friends. Well,
1:23.7	what? We got ourself a brand new Asian. Yeah. Am I being replaced because this is fucking
1:29.9	first of all, she accused me of saying it's a jungle Asian. I've never said that. Have I?
1:34.8	No, roll the tape. Yeah. And also I love all people. I know there's some some. There's
1:42.6	some Asians. I don't even know what island they're from. Those are the weird ones. So many
1:46.3	of you guys are so many more than I've ever tried. There's different varieties. I love it. Look
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