So, so, so skinners.

You, yeah you, when life gets a little too lifey.

Why not lighten it up with muller lights?

So go on, reach into that fridge, rip that lid off and spoon it like nobody's watching.

There's the fruitilicious raspberry and cranberry, zesty Greek-style lemon,

or the tasty new tiramisu flavour.

Ooh, but where to start?

Einy, meeny, miny, young.

Mollah, get the good going.

This is a Global Player Original podcast.

Just a little side note before the podcast begins.

We'd had some trouble with our recordings

and a bit at the front got chopped off,

which was me talking about a video of a Frenchman testing what was supposedly French bread in London

and disapproving a very great deal indeed.

And so that's the bit that got chopped off when so I'm explaining this so that the rest of,

so that what follows makes sense.

And now the start of our main feature.

If this bread was in France, it would be in prison.

Yeah, because of the laws.

Yeah, why were you watching that video?

You're permanently thinking about French bread, aren't you?

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