UNLOCKING THE GATES: Jax's Roast (Vanderpump Rules S5 E12 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 603 Ratings

🗓️ 7 January 2025

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

For the first time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 12 - "Jax's Roast". If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Patreon to hear our entire archive and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Unlock the gates.
0:03.5	Well, thank you, Amy, and thank you Mark Marin for unlocking the gates of Villarosa.
0:09.1	You heard that right, little turtle cuties.
0:11.1	We are now offering this free, full-length episode from the archive of the Turtle Time Patreon
0:16.4	for everyone to listen to for free today, because Amy and I feel bad because we're both on vacation.
0:22.2	So sit back, relax, and pretend you're a Villarosa VIP today as the sounds of Amy and I
0:29.4	waft over you as we recap the wickedly wonderful Vanderpump Rules episode where Jacks Taylor
0:36.3	gets roasted to shit by all of his friends.
0:39.8	So enjoy being a Villa Rosa VIP for the day, and just please do me one favor.
0:44.7	Don't tell Ken and Lisa that we record in their shed.
0:47.2	They absolutely hate it.
0:52.9	Okay, let's get started.
0:54.9	Amy.
0:58.1	Riley.
1:00.5	Villa Rosa VIPs.
1:01.8	Do you know why Amy and I just said each other's names like that?
1:06.5	It's because it's October.
1:09.9	It's true.
1:11.1	We are to pull the curtain recording this on October 1st.
1:14.8	Yeah.
1:15.3	Oh, right, right, right.
1:16.3	Yes.
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