UNLOCKED: YKS Premium S15E3: Elvis Hour with Tim Kalpakis

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Jesse Farrar & Mike Hale

Technology, Comedy

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2021

⏱️ 115 minutes

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Summary

Oppa still on Christmas Vacation style! The boys are back at it again with some YKS Premium Freemium content: an unearthed, probably-new-to-you classic, our interview (?) and Bloody Mary sesh with Birthday and Sloppy Boy Tim Kalpakis. Oh yeah, and there's a little bit extra from your boys thrown in there to sweeten the pot. Actually I just looked and it's like 30 extra minutes. We could have just done a new episode. Oh well. Pour 'em up and enjoy the show!

And when you're done, click here to say why it's total bs we didn't do 30 more measly minutes to justify an all-new ep this week: Patreon.com/yourkickstartersucks

Look into the mirror, say "funny guest" three times, and what will appear? Writer and comedian Tim Kalpakis, of the Birthday Boys and Sloppy Boys, that's who! Tim pours us a couple of Bloody Marys and talks about some of our favorite topics: Bar Rescue, getting an MRI, and why Mike Mitchell is everybody's favorite. Plus, you know we had to get a former SNL writer (Lorne.) to help us punch up some JokeBlogger jokes! This is one hell of an ep, so pull up your barf bucket and get ready to laugh!

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0:00.0	Well, it's time to crack another six pack of kick-starters
0:08.0	Hope there's decent stuff to suck to do, man
0:11.0	Cause I'll make a decent stick in my body to be a player
0:15.0	Baby, I'm knocking JL, I'm going mad
0:18.0	That's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all, that's all
0:48.0	that's all, that's all.
1:18.0	that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's all that's
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4:18.0	he followed that up five days later with something I don't think hold together quite as well he says when a girl calls you on accident it is a no sorry I was actually giving him too much credit he says when a girl calls you on accident it a butt dial so that means when a guy calls you on accident it's a caca dial that's hot and there's like five replies from from the hottest women you ever seeing yeah saying DM me baby
4:47.4	are you single? And this guy's walking around like, God damn, I'm fucking firing him off today.
4:56.2	I'm killing it. I'm killing his mark. Oh my God. Now this is good. This is from, I mean, look,
5:01.7	so as this releases, this is two days after Christmas, you're hearing this or a little bit after
5:07.0	perhaps. So we're all still celebrating. We're still in that crazy. We're just going like,
5:11.6	well, that was so crazy. That was a crazy for a factory period. Yeah, for real. We're getting
5:16.4	set up for next Christmas. Wow. You want to go for Christmas? My wife rolling over. You
5:19.7	want to go for Christmas again? Yeah. I think I want to go for Christmas again.
5:23.9	On 12, 25 of 2018. So Christmas of 2018, this gentleman writes, I'd bang all the women on the
5:30.5	hallmark channel 25 days of Christmas. So crazy to just put that out there in the universe.
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