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Minion Death Cult

Alexander Edward

Dsa, Leftwing, Comedy, Democraticsocialism, Rightwing, News, Communism, Politics, Cringe, Socialism

4.4 • 652 Ratings

🗓️ 23 June 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired: January 10th 2020

Hey Everyone. Alex is on vacation the next two weeks because he's getting married. Premium episodes will release uninterrupted.

I don't remember all of what this episode was about because I was working 14 hour days through covid and the only description I wrote is "It's the Iran episode"

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Music:

Trial - War By Other Means

Transcript

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0:00.0	The Liberals are destroying California and conservative humor gone array.
0:07.0	Conservative humor gone awry is going to fascist phoia today.
0:11.0	So stay tuned. We're going to take a few pictures of the desert and how their policies are actually messing it up.
0:18.0	It's not beautiful when you go across that border. Stay tuned guys and show
0:22.5	exactly what it looks like when you're a little bit. Stay tuned. I'm Alexander Edward.
0:36.2	And I'm Tony Boswell.
0:39.2	And we are Minion Death Cult.
0:41.0	The world is ending.
0:43.3	Iran is responsible.
0:46.9	We all know that, just intrinsically.
0:51.0	They, and they could refer to anybody, you know.
0:57.0	It's just they over there, there could be anywhere, are responsible for all of our foreign entanglements, all of our, you know, misadventures overseas. God, I wish they would
1:03.1	stop making us do it. We're documenting it, though. So what's up, Patreon? Hey, thanks for supporting the show, as always.
1:13.4	Really appreciate it.
1:15.3	You may have noticed there's no free episodes right now.
1:19.5	It's because my life is a nightmare at the moment.
1:23.3	Not just for, you know, geopolitical reasons, existential reasons, but, you know, for economic, work-related
1:32.8	reasons, you know. I may brag about being part of a union and getting to tell my boss to fuck off
1:42.4	as long as there aren't any witnesses. But I still have to work when they
1:46.6	tell me to work. And that for this week has meant a series of 14-hour days, 14 and 13-hour days.
1:56.7	It's been pretty awful. It's wild because like, it's that, you know, it's, we're into January now.
2:04.9	The holidays are over.
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