Yeah, I got a house full of cute themes and incredible fluffy dogs, so that's really all you can ask for.

On this spring day, fresh spring day, it is a beautiful outside, thank God.

I need it. I'm not fuck around and throw some weeds out of my yard today.

Oh my God. You know, it's a special occasion. Tony Turner is going to eat pie factories in the pie.

Or eat pies in the pie factory.

I made waffles for breakfast. I had big waffles the size of my head for breakfast.

What are you drinking? Is that Topo Chico?

My God.

They brought tidings from the city.

We've lost you to the dogs.

Y'all there really is a dog here.

But that is, I forget what kind of dog he is, but he's like big.

He's like, he looks like the suffolufagus on Sesame Street.

He's like weighs over a hundred pounds of stock. I want to marry this dog. God damn.

He is a whore. You think he's a horse in this house, my little double wide over a hundred pound dog.

Shuffle around the double wide with three little ankle bodders.

Shows his hand.

Well, he's at their all outside right now except Sassy. She wouldn't go outside.

Of course, she would not.

She has tried to alpha a dog over one hundred pounds, like a shaggy, a big shaggy, gorgeous snuffle up against dog.

Sassy has snapped and barked at him multiple times, like she would top this dog and hump him as she could.

But she is quite literally the size of one of his paws.

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