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Podcast: The Ride

Unlocked: The Michael Graves Causeway (Scott's Birthday Shot)

Podcast: The Ride

Forever Dog

Leisure, Comedy

4.81.8K Ratings

🗓️ 29 May 2026

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

Scott just turned 40 years old. What says 40 more than a quiet, attraction-free path that connects two outstandingly dated Disney World hotels?

Is it too late to ask for separate Swan-and-Dolphin-shaped cakes, connected by a marzipan causeway?


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Transcript

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0:00.0

Forever Dog 5,4, 3 Second Gate, now officially hosted by only one childless man in his 30s.

0:34.5

Jason Sheridan.

0:35.6

Well.

0:36.3

Hi.

0:36.9

And then you are that man. How does it feel? You're the last man standing. Oh, I'm out of control. Jason Sheridan. Wow. Hi. And then you are that man.

0:38.3

How does it feel? You're the last man standing. Oh, I'm out of control. I'm a wild man. He's going to be whiling out for the next couple months flaunting his 30sness. It's a while, yeah. Oh, yeah. The clock's ticking on me, too. I know, I know. only only a bit more time is left for you. But for now, I think what you should do is enjoy this stretch in which the podcast is hosted by one childless man in his 30s and two older men, two men who are getting a little bit older. We're getting, the numbers are climbing, thus making them a little bit older, despite being very hip and youthful.

1:12.4

That's right.

1:13.2

What if I just know sold that and, like, people were just tuning in and they thought you were insane about your age?

1:18.4

Possibly.

1:18.8

You'd have to really be paying attention to the runners anyway to know that that is the...

1:22.6

I think I was okay.

1:24.1

You know, you have a real complex, Scott.

1:25.5

What if I just gaslit the audience of you?

1:26.8

You could. You could fully flip it, and then I'd be left looking really desperate,

1:30.5

going like, no, no, no, I was saying the thing that you say all the time. And I was doing that you. You're the one who talks about seeming really hip and youthful, but then also you go too far the other way and bemoan being older so much. Yeah, like I

1:40.4

Listen to the other episodes audience

1:41.5

I couldn't tell you which one

1:42.6

But it's in there somewhere

1:43.4

Classic Scott

1:45.6

Always worried about father time

1:47.8

Oh Listen to the other episodes audience. I couldn't tell you which one, but it's in there somewhere.

1:50.4

Classic Scott. Always worried about father time. No. That's not one of my frequent runners.

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