UNLOCKED: The Lost Diaries of Frederick DeBonesby

Rude Tales of Magic

Bucket of Milk

Comedy Fiction, Leisure, Comedy, Fiction

4.9 • 1.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 June 2022

⏱️ 32 minutes

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UNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a cycle off to gather and record more genre-defining episodes of the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic, and in the meantime we're unlocking this DELIGHT from our patreon feed. For more like this, including entire new games run by the cast, the chat show about the show, and commentaries on Space Jam and The West Wing by Senator Pepsi, and Stirfry and Bellow, respectively, JOIN US ON THE PATREON. It's SO good.

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0:00.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:02.0	This is a headgum podcast.
0:18.0	Private Diary of Frederick DeBernsby.
0:21.0	Volume XXIV.
0:24.0	I.V.
0:26.0	Found by Christopher Hastings.
0:30.0	High winter 28.
0:33.0	496 after affair.
0:36.0	I rose from my bed in a most sour mood this morning.
0:40.0	Once again, a menagerie of malevolent spirits has found my sleeping mind to be a fitting playground for the antics.
0:47.0	For the accomplished meds such as myself, the realm of the unconscious is no mere resting place.
0:53.0	It is a fervent land of limitless exploration, creativity and reflection.
0:59.0	The mundane man may rest his head after exhausting his body, plucking corn carbs or hammering dirt or whatever it is they do while down there.
1:09.0	And this man sleeps and happily allows his mind to gimbal about the waves and shores of subconscious delirium.
1:16.0	What bliss to rest and go insane for a few hours.
1:20.0	Not so for me.
1:22.0	I spend this time first and foremost reconnecting with the wave, the network of magical friends that pierces through all of reality.
1:31.0	I exhaust my body's connection to magic after a long day's practice and I simply must enjoy long uninterrupted reconnection with the occult web in my sleep time.
1:43.0	Beyond that, the subconscious realm behaves like many other planes beyond the material and it's mysterious, fascinating and rich with secrets to discover.
1:53.0	But you need no costly or rare portal to access it.
1:56.0	No spell jammer craft to sail there.
1:59.0	You travel to this plane just by closing your eyes when you get tired.
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