UNLOCKED! The Lamest Show On Earth (Part 3)

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🗓️ 27 September 2021

⏱️ 159 minutes

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Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on? Pt 3 concludes our series with an explanation of just how Tesla manages to book profits, the rise of Elon’s media machine, the $TSLAQ movement and why you should think twice before stepping into one of these cars. Featuring: whompy wheels, regulatory arbitrage, the SEC, skinny tea, spiritual chiropractors, your dad’s 401k and decapitation.

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0:00.0	For braces sick. Yes, um, turns out that, uh, instead of recording a episode when we were supposed to
0:09.6	last week, I had, I got Elon Musk type disease, uh, malaria. Yes, where my brain is rotting, my body
0:17.6	is falling apart. Uh, and your limbs keep falling off. Yes. Uh, also been caught in a bunch of cars
0:24.7	that have been on fire, um, and, uh, I've been to capitated several times. But yeah, I've been sick.
0:30.1	This is, this is the sickest I've been. And honestly, being sick is back, baby. COVID's over.
0:36.8	This is just normal sick. I'm just regular sick. I just like any other guy have HPV.
1:06.8	Just kidding, ladies and gentlemen, HPV is fake. I am just regular sick.
1:19.3	Welcome back to, uh, that's where my voice is going to sound a little fucked up today.
1:25.0	Oh my gosh. I know. I'm not sounding good. It's a little flamatic back here. That's okay. You're
1:30.2	saying that flamatic. Flamatic. It's a word. It makes, it sounds very like 70s, like, um, flamatic,
1:38.4	flamatic. I don't know. Some sort of like kind of oddville 70s. I am completely missing any sort
1:45.7	of frame of reference that you're putting was vaudefield baking the 70s. I don't know. I'm thinking
1:50.0	of like Liza Manelli. It reminds me of like Liza Manelli kind of like, oh, okay. I don't know.
1:55.6	Liz, if I knew a lot about 70s type like Liza Manelli's stuff, I think that our show would have
2:00.8	much more of a Broadway type musical dynamic if you get what I'm saying.
2:09.0	Well, on that note, musical note, did you see it? I heard it, but yeah, I don't know. I was trying
2:17.1	on that note. Hello, everyone. I'm Liz. My name is Brace, uh, extra nasially today. And we are,
2:24.4	of course, joined by producer. It is actually producing this from a burning Tesla, young Chomsky.
2:32.3	The podcast is called Trunon. And this is part three in our long awaited, no wait, in our series.
2:41.1	The long awaited finale in our series. There we go. That's what it is.
2:44.0	Part three of the laymas show on earth, the story of the rise and not fall of Elon Musk and Tesla
2:55.5	Motors. Yeah. And, uh, and I want to say there's been a tremendous response of people emailing me
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