UNLOCKED! The Lamest Show On Earth (Part 2)

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🗓️ 15 July 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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Welcome to TrueAnon Presents: The Lamest Show on Earth, a three-part mini series on the phenomenon that is Tesla Motors and the carnival barker at the center of its show: Elon Musk. We’ve often said that Jeffrey Epstein offers us a lens through which to view larger networks of power and influence and ways to ascertain how they operate and impact the world. The story of Tesla Motors offers us the same opportunity: how a nerdy dot-com gold chaser hacked the self-satisfied neoliberal green political regime and orchestrated a cacophonous symphony of thirsty social media marketeers, auto industry executives, captured and bought off media, and the bull market ride of the century. At the center of all of this is the pied piper of the redditmen, our very own epic bacon PT Barnum — Elon Musk — who rightly understands that branding really is everything and that so long as you can keep the music going the party doesn’t have to end. Now that Tesla has a gun to the head of the American economy, there’s only one question left: how long can the show go on? In Pt 2 we track Elon’s movements over Silicon Valley from his self-proclaimed acceptance into Stanford University to his odd obsession with the letter “x”, to his coup at Tesla Motors and his attempt to hold it all together in the face of both personal and global bankruptcy. Featuring: Peter Thiel, malaria, Lance Bass, John McCain, the Mars Society, and remember the show Desperate Housewives?

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0:00.0	We don't actually get to this until episode three, but there are multiple stories including ones that I've heard
0:08.8	secondhand of Elon Musk throwing like masquerade sex parties and
0:16.1	I can't think of a worse
0:19.5	image or it's like
0:21.9	Walking into like Elon Musk's like cyber mansion. Yeah, and being greeted by him and like
0:27.4	Rob that's open and his like titties are kind of like yeah flapping around he's wearing like a feather mask
0:35.6	Honestly, that's like that's worse than the Sophie's choice
0:40.0	Experience to me. I mean that's what they call it. I was like shut
0:43.4	Yeah, I'm just gonna keep your eyes shut because don't look at Elon you do not want to open them
0:48.4	Yeah, and realize where you are take your $700 in Bitcoin and and get out of here as soon as possible brace
0:54.4	Yeah, this is what I'm thinking there's some knowledge that you hold. Oh, yeah. Oh God
1:00.6	Yes, and I believe that it's time
1:04.1	We're in episode two people have made it this far two hours in
1:08.4	Maybe we drop a little knowledge bomb on them. You want me to drop knowledge bomb about the
1:12.8	Or do you know the I have two? Yeah, I have two bombs about the yeah
1:17.2	Fat man a little boy. No, not that one. Okay. No. Oh whoa. Oh, no. Those are the Adam bombs
1:23.6	I was just making a bomb thing there that that doesn't have to do with what we're talking about that. I told you that in confidence
1:30.1	No, okay. Yeah, well
1:32.8	Okay, say it are you sure yeah, yeah, go ahead and we're not even doing a bit right now
1:37.8	This was we've had this forbidden knowledge for a long time and we're
1:42.0	By the end of it being forbidden knowledge forbidden from knowledge and you about it. Yes
1:46.7	We got to go ahead. Okay. Yeah ready. Yeah
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