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Kill James Bond!

[UNLOCKED] S3E10.5: Zardoz

Kill James Bond!

November, Abigail, and Devon

Tv & Film, Film Reviews, Tv & Film:film Reviews

4.7615 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

A few months ago we held a poll to decide on our 5mil celebration episode, and the winner was Master and Commander. A close runner up and fan favourite was this, a classic punchline movie. Lmao it's Sean Connery dressed wierd hahaha. But what if I told you, it fucking ruled actually. This episode was held behind the iron paywall for three months, until we needed it most. Until hoarse voices cried out in terror- We're all too sick to record an episode of our podcast this week. John Boorman directed the movie Deliverance. Because of this, he was given access to 1.5 Million Quid and told to just fuckin make another movie. This is what he created... Zardoz.   ------ FREE PALESTINE Hey, Devon here. Give money to people crowdfunding for passage out of Rafah first and foremost. While the crossing might be closed, the situation is changing by the day and being able to afford passage out when the crossing reopens is an immense comfort. then purchase ESIMs, then donate to this link if you feel you need a big name attached to the fund to trust it.Please don't only donate money. You have to do other things now. https://www.map.org.uk/donate/donate ----- Consider supporting us on our reasonably-priced patreon!https://www.patreon.com/killjamesbond ------ *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ Kill James Bond is hosted by Alice Caldwell-Kelly, Abigail Thorn, and Devon. You can find us at https://killjamesbond.com

Transcript

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0:00.0

The gun is good.

0:02.0

The gun is good.

0:04.0

The penis is evil.

0:08.0

The penis shoots seeds and makes new life to poison the earth with a plague of men,

0:16.0

as once it was.

0:18.0

But the gun shoots death and purifies the earth of the filth of brucles.

0:25.6

Ah, hello and welcome back to the first episode of Kill James Bond recorded in 2024.

0:47.3

I am Alice Cordell. I am joined as always by my friends Abigail Thorne and Devon.

0:52.3

Hello, gentle listener.

0:54.8

How the hell are you doing?

0:57.5

How are you sort of bearing up under the psychic assault of the 20 best seconds of Zardos?

1:06.6

Yeah, follows shortly by every other 20 seconds of Zardos.

1:11.6

It's true. A succession of 20 second moments where you think,

1:14.6

sick.

1:15.6

You're like, hell yeah.

1:16.6

Yeah.

1:17.6

It's just like lay our cons down right at the start.

1:20.6

Yeah, this rules.

1:21.6

This rules.

1:22.6

This movie rules.

1:23.6

It's so good.

1:24.6

I really liked it.

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