UNLOCKED: Premium #51: Sawcast About Tricks (w. Pierce)

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Comedy

4.8 • 822 Ratings

🗓️ 10 March 2021

⏱️ 140 minutes

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A surprise one-off adventure for Halloween... Alec Wahlberg, Michael Dangerous, Deeder Dimpry, and Jedediah Ezekiel find themselves trapped in a devilish dungeon by Jigsaw's dark design... Will they overcome the perilous traps and ingenious puzzles or will they just stand around and have convoluted flashbacks for two hours? Only time and spending $5 on this patreon will tell... with very special guest Pierce @cringe_genius, also follow our dm Patches @senator_gun

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0:00.0	We, uh, we, the, the screen turn on.
0:17.6	And, uh, we see, um, a man's face looks a little bit like looks a little Liberian
0:25.4	Alec Walberg
0:29.0	the first sensation you have upon regaining consciousness is a searing headache
0:34.1	wincing some pain? Yeah.
0:40.7	You shut your eyes tight before they even get a chance to open.
0:43.4	And only after a few seconds of this,
0:45.6	do you realize your eyes are swollen near shut?
0:49.7	And the feeling of closing them is not unlike a knuckle needing a bruise.
0:53.6	The last time you felt this way was St. Patty's Day,
1:00.4	1985. When you got trashed with your brother Dickie, stole a police car, and drove it into an Italian-owned business.
1:04.4	Tell me about yourself, Alec Wahlberg.
1:08.3	Look, I'm fucking innocent, dude. I swear, I shouldn't be here.
1:11.1	You have any idea who my fucking brothers are?
1:13.4	My name is Alec fucking Walberg, all right?
1:15.1	I'm the bruiser of the Walberg family.
1:18.7	I do the stuff the other brothers are too fucking afraid to do, all right?
1:19.3	Oh, sure.
1:21.7	Marky blinded a Vietnamese guy in 88.
1:23.8	Oh, he's so fucking tough.
1:26.1	You have no fucking clue what I've done, all right?
1:31.7	You don't know what I'm fucking capable of. I can't even talk about the fucking shit I used to do for those guys back in Dorchester.
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