*UNLOCKED* Patreon Ep #155: Brians Turtles
Hey Riddle Riddle
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4.9 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 4 April 2022
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Come on down to Brians Turtles and get yourself a brand new pet!
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| 0:00.0 | Blue Crew |
| 0:03.0 | The doctor was the month |
| 0:05.5 | Sorry, all habits |
| 0:07.2 | Here we go |
| 0:08.3 | How does a podcast evolve after you practically solved every pussy and riddy? |
| 0:13.2 | You really gotta expand upon your limit and brand before your show gets really shitty |
| 0:18.5 | It turned to face reality and pray your personalities will carry this less minute pinneth through |
| 0:23.6 | So here comes the content that nobody wanted |
| 0:26.9 | Now it's time for hate rental reddulls, Blue Crew |
| 0:33.5 | Okay everybody, okay everybody shift meeting, shift meeting |
| 0:37.8 | Okay, okay, are we in trouble? |
| 0:41.8 | No, no we're not in trouble, it's just a shift meeting, it's the shift meeting that we have |
| 0:46.5 | Every, did you do something that would that you would be in trouble for? |
| 0:49.9 | I hit the fan |
| 0:51.4 | Oh my god, warp, you hit our fan? |
| 0:54.0 | Yeah, I punched him |
| 0:55.1 | He is the nicest, you punched him |
| 0:57.1 | He is the nicest man |
| 0:59.3 | Yeah, well he was oscillating between you know buying one pet or the other and I just punched him right in the face |
| 1:04.2 | He is our biggest supporter, warp |
| 1:05.9 | I knew I saw it |
| 1:07.9 | I believe you, that's not an issue, I wouldn't think you would lie to be about punching our biggest fan |
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