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*UNLOCKED* Midwestology 2: The Humble 24-Hour Diner, and Wrestling

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TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2023

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On this unlocked Britainology from October 2021, we got Joe Kassabian and Francis Horton back to discuss the Midwest--a reverse Britainology, if you will--and we're discussing 24-hour diners, terrible fast food jobs, and the cultural weight of professional wrestling in the Rust Belt / Greater Midwest. Hope you enjoy! Britainology appears twice a month on the Trashfuture Patreon--one episode at the $5 tier, and a second at the $10 tier. However, we eventually unlock the special bonus episodes, for example the one we did about UK pub songs, now available on the $5 feed here: https://www.patreon.com/posts/70969449   *STREAM ALERT* Check out our Twitch stream, which airs 9-11 pm UK time every Monday and Thursday, at the following link: https://www.twitch.tv/trashfuturepodcast *WEB DESIGN ALERT* Tom Allen is a friend of the show (and the designer behind our website). If you need web design help, reach out to him here:  https://www.tomallen.media/ *MILO ALERT* Check out Milo’s upcoming live shows here: https://www.miloedwards.co.uk/live-shows and check out a recording of Milo’s special PINDOS available on YouTube here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRI7uwTPJtg Trashfuture are: Riley (@raaleh), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), Hussein (@HKesvani), Nate (@inthesedeserts), and Alice (@AliceAvizandum)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey everybody. Welcome to another bonus episode. What a hell of a way to die.

0:21.6

Is that what we're doing?

0:23.0

No, bitch, we're not.

0:24.1

This is fucking Midwestology.

0:26.1

This is me.

0:27.2

I'm in charge, God damn.

0:28.5

Well, you didn't start fucking talking, so I didn't know.

0:31.8

You did the countdown.

0:33.3

I'm an ROTC cadet who wants to prove he's in charge and he's yelling and being a freak.

0:41.8

And everyone who's actually been in the military is like, God, this guy sucks at his job really bad.

0:45.0

Welcome to Midwestology on the $10 tier.

0:48.5

We're talking about America.

0:50.4

Jesus Christ.

0:54.3

You guys haven't heard this, but on the $10 tier for, or actually for all the bonus episodes of Trash Future, Milo and Alice have gotten into a thing where they just make sex

0:57.7

noises at the beginning because it's the extra special bonus or, as Milo says,

1:01.8

bonus.

1:02.4

Exactly.

1:03.4

And so this has gotten gross, but then Alice has this sound clip that we know as moan.

1:09.3

Wow, which instead of it being, instead of it being like,

1:14.0

sexy girl noise, it's basically a dude going, oh.

1:19.4

What's amazing is that we worked out that it's, well, the sound actually is, is it's from

1:25.4

Dark Souls 1. It's the sound when you get hit.

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