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Welcome to Podcast the Ride, the Second Gate, the PTR Post Office.

And Mike could not hold in laughter for very long because something has happened.

Look, this is going to start with an energy, and you're going to understand why.

Basically, I took this innocuous post office situation as an excuse to drop a bombshell on Mike and Jason.

And the whole idea here was for the surprise of the bombshell being dropped to be what was compelling about what has just

occurred. And Mike, then what happened? So what happened was there was this big revelation that

happened. And Jason and I were like, we were called into the principal's office for this. This was a big

major thing that involves a big piece of PTR lore. We were dissecting it already. We were trying

to like defend ourselves. And I looked down and the Zoom recorder that we used to record the

podcast was not recording, which felt like I maybe did it on purpose or I willed it. I didn't

want to hear our embarrassment live. So like I, using like telekinesis turned the Zoom recorder off. And then I'm already getting, you know, I'm already being told that, that, uh, something I've done is wrong. And then I looked down and I have to, like, I have to say, teacher, excuse me. Apparently, I wasn't recording the podcast. And I go, oh, God. Very interesting. in the one way I have known I thought it was exactly but how would I have done it

I didn't just like put my toe on it. So this, basically by sheer serendipity, that part wasn't recorded. So we don't hear Jason and I learning for the first time that a thing we did was wrong.

Wow.

Wow.

So, well, we're just going to have to recreate the moment.

And the only thing that maybe improves it is that now I'm coming in with even more

madder than before.

Yeah.

Where I drop all of this.

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