Hey, everyone, Matt Leib here. Before we get started on today's episode, I just need to let all of our San Francisco Bay Area listeners know that on October 17th at 8 p.m.

My wife, my wife, Francesca, if you aren't teeny and I are going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. Once again, that is Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m.

We're going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be myself, Francesca, if you aren't teeny, who is also a voice of my wife, and a few other comics. It's going to be great. You should come. At the very least, you know, you'll get to see Francesca and I kiss on stage. It's a sex show.

Anyways, please buy your tickets immediately. The link will be in the show notes or you can go to www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. Once again, that is www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. It's Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m. Punchline San Francisco. Come see me. Come see my wife. Come see some guests.

Get your tickets now. Okay, on with the show.

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You knew about that stuff. We don't have yellow belts in jujitsu. Oh, okay. Well, so this is jujitsu.

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This is the napcast. Why is it the napcast? Because Francesca, myself, and Vince are all together in person in the same home.

And Vince is home in Fresno. That's right. And Karina is currently down for her second nap of the day.

And in order to do this podcast, we have to be probably a little quieter. No, it's all the way on the other side of the house.

I can be loud. Yeah, I think this isn't a good volume. Okay. So friend, just got just gave me a no nod. Don't ask me.

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