Hey, everyone, Matt Leib here. Before we get started on today's episode, I just need to let all of our San Francisco Bay Area listeners know that on October 17th at 8 p.m.

My wife, my wife, Francesca, if you aren't teeny and I are going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. Once again, that is Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m.

We're going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be myself, Francesca, if you aren't teeny, who is also a voice of my wife, and a few other comics. It's going to be great. You should come. At the very least, you know, you'll get to see Francesca and I kiss on stage. It's a sex show.

Anyways, please buy your tickets immediately. The link will be in the show notes or you can go to www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. Once again, that is www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. It's Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m. Punchline San Francisco. Come see me. Come see my wife. Come see some guests.

Get your tickets now. Okay. On with the show.

What's going on, everyone? Matt Leap here. Please pardon me for recording directly into my laptop instead of using a microphone, like a normal podcaster. I'm on the road, so I was not able to bring all my shit.

But yeah, this is the season three collection of Balmer B stories. I really hope you guys enjoy them. I put a lot of love into them and I love the positive responses that I've been getting.

Just so you guys know, we are obviously going to be taking a little break between seasons. I know that is horrible news for people out there who demand their slop.

But don't worry, we will be back soon. We've already started scheduling all of the episode recordings for season four. So while you're waiting to get more of the wonderful content you love from pod to yourself, the wire, make sure to subscribe to our Patreon, Vince and I, talking about other things, not just the wire.

At this point, if you're listening to this show, I assume the only reason you've continued listening is not because you just really like the wire. I assume it's because me and Vince talking about stuff is something that you're at least partially into.

So why deprive yourself of that when you could just go to patreon.com slash broadcast and sign up and listen to us every week talking about all sorts of stuff. It's a really fun time. So I suggest one more time patreon.com slash broadcast.

Alright, everyone, enjoy Balmer B stories. Oh, my baby just woke up. Anyways, enjoy Balmer B stories. Season three. Bye.

Season three. Balmer B stories.

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