Hey, everyone, Matt Leib here. Before we get started on today's episode, I just need to let all of our San Francisco Bay Area listeners know that on October 17th at 8 p.m.

My wife, my wife, Francesca, if you aren't teeny and I are going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. Once again, that is Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m.

We're going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be myself, Francesca, if you aren't teeny, who is also voice my wife, and a few other comics. It's going to be great. You should come. At the very least, you know, you'll get to see Francesca and I kiss on stage. It's a sex show.

Anyways, please buy your tickets immediately. The link will be in the show notes or you can go to www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. Once again, that is www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. It's Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m. Punchline San Francisco. Come see me. Come see my wife. Come see some guests.

Get your tickets now. Okay, on with the show. Hey, everyone, Matt Leib here. Before we get started on today's episode, I just need to let all of our San Francisco Bay Area listeners know that on October 17th at 8 p.m., my wife, my wife, Francesca, if you aren't teeny and I are going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. Once again, that is Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m.

We're going to be co-headlining the Punchline Comedy Club in San Francisco. It's going to be a lot of fun. It's going to be myself, Francesca, if you aren't teeny, who is also voice my wife. And a few other comics. It's going to be great. You should come at the very least, you know, you'll get to see Francesca and I kiss on stage. It's a sex show.

Anyways, please buy your tickets immediately. The link will be in the show notes or you can go to www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. Once again, that is www.punchlinecomedyclub.com to get tickets. It's Tuesday, October 17th at 8 p.m. Punchline San Francisco. Come see me. Come see my wife. Come see some guests.

Get your tickets now. Okay, on with the show.

It's always by my co-host, the irregular regular, Mr. Matt Leave.

Don't say a word. Mom is going to buy you a mockingbird. And if that mockingbird don't sing, mom is going to get you to kill myself. What's up everyone?

I was waiting for like the lumb twist that usually put on the song. I'm going dark this week. Do you have postpartum depression?

That's a thing. Men can have postpartum depression. No one ever talks about that. Yeah, we're breaking the silence here today.

I'm breaking the silence. Men have postpartum depression. Here's the thing.

The pregnancy is really hard for men because we got to sit there and not fucking and waiting for the fuck train to come rolling through town.

And the tunnel is jammed. Right? This makes sense. Yeah. I mean, so what's happening when the tunnel, the train tunnel is jammed.

You got all these little guys stuck at the train station. Oh, you mean your tunnel. I thought you were talking about the other tunnel.

I was like, I feel like it's not jammed anymore. But no, her tunnel was jammed. But now her tunnel is closed for repairs. Okay.

And so you've got all these angry little guys just and up to the transition is at capacity. And it's going to blow.

And they're all ready to go. They could smell that mucus plug. And they were like the coyotes.

They could just plug. They know it's a different doctor that suggests the best way to heal it.

The best way to heal it. Well, yeah, when you get that feeling, which is the feeling specifically is a ripage of the vagina.

Well, that's a you say to her. You say, look, you need something in there to keep it the wound from closing. Yeah, that will help.

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